How on earth is shit like this news and why are we glorifying them with a TV show??? WTF! 18 fucking kids?! Are you insane? And if you are NOT insane, have you not had the chance to read about the world's over population and over exhausted natural resource problem? Oh yeah, I forgot. How could you possibly hold a magazine with a kid dangling from your tit for the last 20 years? My bad.
Joshua John-David, Jana, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, and Jordan-Grace...J-J-J Jumpin Jack Jesus! I think I want to throw up. Oh, hold up. I did just throw up. The dad's name is Jim Bob. JIM BOB! I have a headache. This is "Idiocracy" right before our eyes.
"After birth-control pills were blamed for a miscarriage, the couple decided to throw them out. They've had a new baby approximately every 18 months since." Yeah, that's how that shit works. If you ejaculate inside someone not on the pill, they get pregnant. Your semen works. You don't have to keep proving that.
Says the mother, "The time goes by so quickly. I look at my older children and wonder where the time went." Where did the time go????? The time went with you being pregnant and nursing a new baby every 18 months for the last 20 years!!!
The father would have to make Warren Buffet money to feed his wife (clearly she doesn't have a job) and 18 kids! Whoever is donating to this family, stop! You're making it worse.
Jim Bob...Jesus.
Friday, December 19, 2008
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Mr. Bro, WTF,
I have to say I am downright offended and your overly judgmental posting on this here "blog". I was doing research on the press we've been gettin', and found your writings instead.
Every little chirpy my wifey slips out is a little angel of love. All 18 of them. Besides--what you and them other democrats don't realize is how hot my wifey is whens shes pregger...as soon as she gives birf, im like---whoah, I so don't want you. or maybe i need to have a child swinging from her teet at all times.
yurs,
jim bobby
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