I Have A More Concise List

In regards to CNN's earth shifting report on the ten healthiest diets, I thought I would make my own Top 10. It's a little simpler.

1) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.
2) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

3) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

4) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

5) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

6) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

7) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

8) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

9) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.

10) Stop eating so much, you fat bastard and go do something.