When "Keepin It Real" Goes Wrong

Reeeeeelax bro! You know you're having a bad day when your reaction to people talking in the movie theater is to shoot them! James Cialella is clearly not to be fucked with (look at that dude's photo!) and his man-love for Brad Pitt is not to be interrupted.

Granted, there are times in life that I want to shoot people who are talking during the movie but when the thought comes to my head, there is not much I can do about it because I do not bring guns to a movie theater, it's usually not necessary. But Mr. Cialella had the same thought that all of us so often have and then realized that he had a "Kel-Tec .380-caliber handgun clipped inside his sweatpants" and thought that it was time to keep it real.

But if James here was going to shoot the father anyway, did he ALSO have to throw popcorn at the kid? I mean, watching your father get shot right before your eyes in a movie theater is awful enough, let alone having buttery popcorn thrown in your face right before that.