What is it with everyone and their "locker room" material talk? Bill Cower, CBS's Pittsburgh Steelers spokesman was up in arms when Keith Bullock and Lendale White were stomping on a "Terrible Towel" after the Titans dismantled the Steelers to gain home field in advantage in the AFC playoffs. He said, "That looks like a pregame talk the night before to me. If [we'd] meet in the postseason, I know what I'm pulling out the night before the game."
Hey Bill, shut the fuck up.
A) You don't coach. You are sitting on your ass next to Mr. Indecipherable (Shannon Sharpe)
B) This is the NFL. If teams need ADDED motivation to win a game for a trip the Super Bowl, then your team sucks and you suck at motivating. Even if Keith Bullock and Lendale White took massive shits, wiped their ass with the towel and sent it to the Steelers locker room with a note that said, "Hey Steelers. Here is one of your towels back. It has our shit on it because we think you're shit. We tried to send it to Bill Cowher's mom's house but couldn't find her address. Keep sucking at life"...even that shouldn't motivate you more. It's the playoffs. Man up.
Jeff Fisher backs up point B here: "Why would it be a big deal? That if we play [the Steelers] again, they'll play harder? I don't think so."
Let's not forget that Bill Cowher coached the Steelers when Joey Porter was on the team, practically calling out every opponent's sexual orientation before a game. I actually think Joey Porter cock slapped some dude after a sack. What did Bill "No-One-Can-See-My-Front-Teeth-Even-When-I-Smile" Cowher have to say then? Nothing.
Who says you can't stomp on the symbol of the most annoying fan base in the country after whooping the shit out of their team? I think it should be mandatory.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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