Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Man of the Year

Sometimes I wish we could bomb our own country. How about instead of wasting all this time and money fucking around with the lizards in the Middle East, we line up every middle aged man living between Colorado and Pennsylvania, and drop a bomb on them. I mean seriously guys, what the fuck is THIS all about?

Robert Aragon's daughter died of hypothermia after he made her walk 11 miles in the snow on Christmas day. How's that for a Christmas present: "Listen here you little hussy, get up out this truck and walk the rest of the 11 miles to your mother JoLeta's house." And I'm not even kidding about the mom's name....JoLeta.

Fuck you twice dude. First for killing your own daughter, then for naming her Sage and your son Bear. And probably once more for marrying somebody named JoLeta. You suck in every way possible and I hope your cell-mates rape you with bed posts for next 30 years.

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