News: American teenagers are pieces of shit

It seems as if some people are surprised at the fact that the world's most spoiled age group in the world's most spoiled country continually turn out to be jackasses. What is most surprising is that this article seems to forget the drug induced haze that the orgy having teenagers of the 60's and 70's lived through.

Furthermore, whoever wrote this article is probably equally shocked that the 'God Fearers' are bigger rule breakers than the non-believers. This still surprises people? God fearers = kids that go to private schools = parents with way too much money = parents that pamper their kids = kids that turn into the biggest fuckups ever.

But wait a second, this article suprises me! Shouldn't the amount of kids that lied or cheated on exams be 100%?! EVERYONE lies, no?! I recently read a study that the average person lies 3 times in a 10 minute conversation. So, relax, author of this article, with your doomsday cry! "It doesn't bode well for the future when these youngsters become the next generation's politicians and parents, cops and corporate executives, and journalists and generals," How could it get any worse than the present? We have an Ivy League grad who was beyond pampered as a kid, did WAY too many drugs growing up, and pretty much made a living lying for the past 8 years as President of the United States leaving us in the worst political and economic situation of the recent past. Oh and all of his political, law enforcing and corporate executive friends were even worse than he was, so go fuck yourself.

Kids, keep believing in God, lie, cheat and steal and continue being the bane of society's existence! It's what EVERY kid before you did, don't worry! Some of you will end up in jail while some of you will be president one day!