Holy Shit dude! This could possibly be the scariest thing ever! If you saw this in a Hollywood movie, you wouldn't believe it for a second. The polar bear was close enough to swipe and inflict 100 wounds on the man, (now surely transferring out of Barrow, Alaska) but not close enough to take him down. Do you know the margin of millimeters between being injured by a polar bear and not being tackled by one?! I'm guessing it's half a millimeter.
Question: WHO THE FUCK was the asshole taking pictures and NOT helping this guy in someway?
Man being chased by bear: CALL...FOR...HELP..BRO!!
Man with camera: One sec dude. I'm getting some great shots. You should see your face!...Bring him around the back side of the car again. He literally gains on you each time and I think I can get both of you in the frame.
Notice that the man entered a "neighboring" truck that was "unlocked". How could he be so sure that it was unlocked? I bet the son of a bitch with the camera told him it was, having no idea if it was or not. What a prick! Instead of offering shelter in his own truck, the cameraman lets this guy run to a neighboring truck. How that guy got the door opened and closed before Mr. Bear ripped his arm off is beyond me. Kudos to you sir for surviving that, but what the fuck are you doing estimating in Barrow, Alaska? There is plenty of earth south of that without hungry polar bears.
And you with the camera, you're a cold blooded son of a bitch...but great shots though! Thanks!!!
Question: WHO THE FUCK was the asshole taking pictures and NOT helping this guy in someway?
Man being chased by bear: CALL...FOR...HELP..BRO!!
Man with camera: One sec dude. I'm getting some great shots. You should see your face!...Bring him around the back side of the car again. He literally gains on you each time and I think I can get both of you in the frame.
Notice that the man entered a "neighboring" truck that was "unlocked". How could he be so sure that it was unlocked? I bet the son of a bitch with the camera told him it was, having no idea if it was or not. What a prick! Instead of offering shelter in his own truck, the cameraman lets this guy run to a neighboring truck. How that guy got the door opened and closed before Mr. Bear ripped his arm off is beyond me. Kudos to you sir for surviving that, but what the fuck are you doing estimating in Barrow, Alaska? There is plenty of earth south of that without hungry polar bears.
And you with the camera, you're a cold blooded son of a bitch...but great shots though! Thanks!!!
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