It's not every day that you hear of someone being thrown out of a soccer game only to come back onto the field wielding a running FUCKING CHAINSAW trying to chop someone's arms off! Where the hell did he get a chainsaw???? Was this game being played right next to the Great Outdoors Games? Holy fuck!
"The victim's friend ran off, leaving him cornered by the defendant." Um, heck yes! Friend. Teammate. Brother. Whatever dude! There is a man running at us with a chansaw! RUN!
Good thing this guy Lloyd admitted to slicing a guy's chest with a chainsaw since he in fact, sliced a guy's chest with a chainsaw in front of apparently 20 other people on a soccer field.
I love the judge's analysis, "You had been drinking, you were unpleasant, you went away and then for some reason you brought back a chainsaw which was running...Your offending behaviour is very closely tied up with the extent to which you will carry on taking drugs and drinking."
(Drinking + Being Unpleasant + Walking Away) multiplied by "x" = Returning with a running chainsaw trying to chop someones hands off.
I wonder what the variable "x" is here. And wait a second...his offending behavior (that being swiping a running chainsaw at someone) is tied to alcohol and drugs??? I've taken both alcohol and drugs and I by no means tie that into running around like Jason from Friday the 13th trying to lop someone's limbs off. The guy wasn't tripping on a LSD/heroin/crystal meth concoction...he was drunk! This guy is fucking nuts. Period! "x" = crazy
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