Unnecessary

This photo is courtesy of the gang over at This is Why You're Fat. The food you see in there is both mind blowing and appetizing. About half of the entries you flat out say to yourself, "I could eat that." (e.g. The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt) and for the other half, you realize that you want to live past 35 (e.g The Hamdog: A hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that’s deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg. HOLY FUCK! Why didn't they just put boiled Satan on top of it?)

But let's comprehend for a second "Gregory's" 120 oz steak above. Do you how much 120 oz is? I'll tell you what equals that weight.

- My penis (believe me, you don't want this curse)

- My testicles (Combined! Come on! 7.5lbs for each testicle would be a bit much guys!)

- 7.5 pounds...exactly

- About a gallon of milk

- Lyndsay Lohan 3 days after a fight with Samantha Ronson

- An average Shitzu

- A guitar

- A serious laptop

- Over 8 boxes of spaghetti

- 100 Oreo Cookies

It's fucking 9000 calories of meat! WTF!