Sometimes This Country Needs to Get Punched in The Face

Yeah, you stupid morons! Our president called Jessica Simpson a fat tub of shit who should be shot and her body parts dispresed to third world countries so they can all eat for the next decade. He then spit on her photo and kicked Matt Lauer in the junk for even showing him a picture of a chick so fat. Oh and that recording of "Christian Bale" on the set of Terminator? Nope. It was Barack yelling at the dude at NBC who got in his line of site right after that incident.

Orrrrr, maybe the president just read the FUCKING TITLE ON THE MAGAZINE!!! Do you think he gives a shit about Jessica Simpson and her obsession with cheese cake and lard? The only outrage here should be that there is a magazine in existence that would cover the face of black Jesus with a competitive eater. The fact that every goddamn news agency has been even talking about this is just point # 28,389 why the American psyche needs to get punched in the face.