Idiocracy

Reason #2 today why I want to secede from the human race. C'mon. Seriously?? You didn't see this coming? You don't have a job and you already had 6 kids that you could barely provide for so you thought the responsible thing to do would be to have 6 eggs jammed into hoo-ha so that you could have 6..whoops, EIGHT more? You're retarded. And now you're looking for donations? That's like killing someone and then asking the victim's family to help you with bail money.

I hope you don't get a penny from anyone. I hope they take your kids away from you so that they grow up with some care and food so they don't rob me in 15 years! (thanks Chris Rock) Nice decision making lady. When your kids are old enough to comprehend what the fuck you just did as they are rummaging for crumbs to eat, I'm sure they'll say, "Hey mom, WTF?"

"I'm providing myself to my children," Nadya Suleman told NBC in her first interview. "I'm loving them unconditionally, accepting them unconditionally, everything I do. I'll stop my life for them and be present with them and hold them and be with them. And how many parents do that?"

Be present with them and hold them....while they're starving to death??? You're such a sweetheart!! You're right! How many parents would choose to double the litter when feeding the first half was more challenging than solving a Rubix Cube.

Good thing the planet isn't running out of resources and it can totally handle needlessly feeding 8 more mouths. Starving kids in thrid world countries send you a "big up" and a chest bump

Can I rip up my "human being" contract? I don't want to be a part of "God's grand creation" anymore.