I just moved one slot lower on the World's Greatest People list. Probably went from like 13th to 14th or something. Fucking Tiger had another kid and this one's middle name is Axel.
How can I compete with that? Matter of fact, how can anybody compete with that? Charlie Axel Woods, son of the greatest golfer alive, son of the man who sticks his thumb in Elin Nordgren's butt whenever he pleases, son of the only guy on earth that can bench press 5000 pounds and still knock down a 20 footer in his sleep.
Charlie probably fell out of Elin's vagina with a Breitling watch and a faux-hawk. His poops smell like bacon. When he spits up the pope commands a little boy to lick it up, and then come here...
That's gross, but either way I'm sure Charlie is the greatest thing since internet porn. I would gladly trade places with him right now and I'd beg Tiger to spank me, fucking beg him.
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