Mmm. Looks delicious!
Sadly, in a land where people sleep closer to bovine fecal matter than they do to a nightstand, they think that launching a soft drink made from cow urine is a good idea. Let's think about how this idea came to fruition.
Brjesh: "Let's create a drink that contains cow urine!"
Brjesh's Minion: "Hm, Brjesh. You might be on to something. The Americans used to put cocaine in coca cola, and that got them addicted! The government then said they could no longer put essentially "speed" in a soft drink for some reason, so they chose a lesser, but still addictive drug called caffeine in it! Brjesh, this is BEEE-Rilliant!"
American Bystander: "Are you guys fucking idiots? Unless cow urine tastes like Jessica Gomes's vagina, then no one is gonna buy a fuckin drink made from cow piss!"
Indians: "Stupid American!"
Back at the office..
Brjesh: "We need to market this product so that everyone will drink it."
Marketing guy: "You want me to market a product that not only contains cow urine but has cow urine as the essential ingredient?"
Indian Guy: "Yes."
Marketing Guy: "You're a fucking idiot."
The article also notes that this drink is being created by a company that wants "to cleanse India of foreign influence". Yeah, forget throwing money in the air, we'll REALLY make it rain on dem hos with this shit.
Wait, so you think cow piss is going to be the savior to cleanse India of foreign influence? Why don't you take a tip from your northeastern cousin the Chinese ,and cut internet access, while implementing murder mobiling (if applicable).
If you are really looking to rid yourself of foreign influence, then send us all your western influenced bollywood hotties, aka Frieda Pinto. Obliged.
Brjesh: "Let's create a drink that contains cow urine!"
Brjesh's Minion: "Hm, Brjesh. You might be on to something. The Americans used to put cocaine in coca cola, and that got them addicted! The government then said they could no longer put essentially "speed" in a soft drink for some reason, so they chose a lesser, but still addictive drug called caffeine in it! Brjesh, this is BEEE-Rilliant!"
American Bystander: "Are you guys fucking idiots? Unless cow urine tastes like Jessica Gomes's vagina, then no one is gonna buy a fuckin drink made from cow piss!"
Indians: "Stupid American!"
Back at the office..
Brjesh: "We need to market this product so that everyone will drink it."
Marketing guy: "You want me to market a product that not only contains cow urine but has cow urine as the essential ingredient?"
Indian Guy: "Yes."
Marketing Guy: "You're a fucking idiot."
The article also notes that this drink is being created by a company that wants "to cleanse India of foreign influence". Yeah, forget throwing money in the air, we'll REALLY make it rain on dem hos with this shit.
Wait, so you think cow piss is going to be the savior to cleanse India of foreign influence? Why don't you take a tip from your northeastern cousin the Chinese ,and cut internet access, while implementing murder mobiling (if applicable).
If you are really looking to rid yourself of foreign influence, then send us all your western influenced bollywood hotties, aka Frieda Pinto. Obliged.
Post Courtesy of a new Bro WTF writer, "Juice"
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