You have your Commander-in-Chief up there fielding questions about the direction the country is going in and actually picks on you to ask him a question about anything at all and you choose to ask him about his reaction to Alex Rodriguez taking steroids?! He is not your drinking buddy, pal. This is the fucking president! In case you haven't noticed, the economy is kind of fucked. Maybe you're used to having a president up there who mentally maxed out at the shape recogniztion game, but this is a new day. Why did you stop at Alex Rodriguez though? Why didn't you ask him other important questions like:
- What is your reaction to Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna?
- What is your reaction to this rash I have between my legs? I'm scared to go to the doctor because I'm unsure whether it's sweat rash, i.e. jock itch or if maybe it's an STD
- What is your reaction to Bud Light's claim that their beer offers more "drinkibility" although the term drinkibility is so loosly defined that there is no possible way for us to distinguish which beer offers more drinkibility, in my opinion.
- What is your reaction to the fact that I am a journalist at a presidential press conference and the only question I could come up with was in regards to how you felt about a baseball player admitting he took steroids 7 years ago?
- What is your reaction to the news that Bar Refaeli is on the cover of SI's Swimsuit Issue?
- What is your reaction to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to stick his peen inside of her whenever he wants?
Shoot the shit with your buddies, news guy. Just because your president is also black doesn't mean that he wants to talk about sports at his fucking press conference regarding the state of the economy.
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