Why the Fuck...

is this being viewed on ANY news site? I don't care if there were only 2 people left on the planet and the other person was sleeping . The other person would have been more noteworthy than a fat, portly cat riding a fucking sled.

CNN.com has the audacity to have the words, "Unedited. Unfiltered. News" on top of their iReport page which is basically Youtube. News? News?? NEWS???? Mittins riding a sled? An $825 billion dollar energy recovery bill is news. News is knowledge. News is discovery. Mittins riding a sled is rigmarole. It's hogwash. It's rubbish. It was actually less entertaining than trying to watch Paris Hilton give a blow job through that fish eye night vision camera that was posted all over the internet a few years back.

That fucking mittens video was watched 34,725 times at the time of this posting. That is the equivalent of over 12 DAYS of people watching this video. TWELVE DAYS! For a fat riding a sled 16 feet down a slushy hill. If that wasn't posted on the internet, humanity would have had 12 days of productivity back.

I think I am going to go snort some cyanide and watch Rachel Ray.