Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Sure, Here You Go


Fuck you Turkey Neck, you're the LAST person that needs a bailout. You can NOT seriously think anybody gives a shit about your needs right now.

Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE porn. I love porn like I love steak and beer and my mom. Porn makes me so wet I drip. But I cannot condone giving these shit-bags $5 BILLION dollars. Yeah, you got that right, $5 BILLION. Here's what I'll give you Larry.... FUCK....YOU. And Fuck You Joe Francis too you fucking douche bag fairy.

I don't care if America falls into a depression worse then then 1930's. Shit, we could end up living like Ukrainians begging for bread in a fucking line for 6 hours. There will still be porn. In fact, the more fucked this country gets, the more prevalent porn will be. It's like the ONE thing we can always get.

So fuck you Flint, if you get even $5 from the government I will personally steal your wheelchair and hit your sister on the head with it. Eat poop.

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