How Dumb Is This?...In People Years

Anyone know how "human old" this car is???? I can't wait to tell you!

This can't be real. It can't be. People CAN'T actually be discussing this. Right? How old is your car in people years????? WTF?! Are people out of their fucking mind? Blue Donut, I want to give you a jelly donut.

Donut, the Pythagorean Theorem was an invented formula. E=mc^2 was an invented formula. You, dividing a car's mileage by the year it was made is NOT an invented formula. It's you inventing a new reason for people to want to hit you in the face with a sock full of quarters. On top of that you tell me to "Enjoy." as if you've given me a new toy???

Donut, cars are not alive. Stop describing them in "human years". But I tell you what. If you keep putting up posts like this on your asinine site, I'd say your webpage is 100 years old. How did I get that number? Well, I interviewed 100 people and they all thought your article was horrendous. And I divided that by your ranking in "Worst Sites I have Ever Seen in my 28 (Human) Years of Life" which was #1. 100/1 = 100.

Enjoy.