I always wondered what must have happened to the baby that Dave Chappelle was talking about. Did it make it out of the hood? Was it caught up in gang violence? Well, I think I found him.
Jesus Christ dude!
Kid: Bitch! Did you just step on my foot?
Baby sitter: Oh relax. Now go clean yourself up! You still haven't wiped your ass from the poop you took and you have food all over your face. And when you're done, you have to clean up all of these Hot Wheels.
Kid: No, no, no. Hold up! Did you just step on my foot?
Baby sitter: Um, I might have, but it was an accident. I mean, there are 15 people in this mobile home and I can't exactly step anywhere without stepping on someone...Why are you giving me that look?
Kid: Oh, you were finished? Well allow me to retort...BREAK YO'SELF FOOL!!!
Bang.
WTF.
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