Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Actually, Don't Find Him...Her


I know we've shit on this "story" a few times already, but this is just ridiculous. Fucking forget about this kid Kansas! He split 10 years ago because he obviously wanted to become a woman.

Look at that picture? Are you kidding me? I don't know what's more feminine, this this or Clay Aiken's private areas.

Thanks for the age-progression photo guys, it's clearly going to progress the investigation. Can you imagine the cop that saw this first?

Cop: Hey Jim Bob, you done with that age-procession photo thingy yet?

Kansas's Age-Progression Photo Specialist Jim Bob: Yes-sir-i-Bob!

Cop: Well give it here.

Jim Bob: Okily-Dokily.

Cop: WHAT!?! You didn't tell me he was a...she? What in my dog's balls is going on here?

Jim Bob: Age-Progression sir

Cop: Age-Procession my ass Jim Bob, this is borderline pornography.

Forget it Kansas, she's long gone! You suck, so does she.

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