Friday, January 23, 2009

We Lost, 100-0.


HAHAHAHAHAHA, you got FUCKED UP! I mean, you must literally be the worst group of people ever to set foot on a basketball court. What are you, gimps, midgets, retards....ooooooohh waaaaaiiiitt.

I don't know how many times I can say, "Only in Texas," before I just fucking go bomb that horrible place, but for fuck sake, ONLY IN TEXAS does a basketball team get blanked and lose by 100! Pathetic!

And only in Texas does the team that absolutely shit on the other team go back with an apology afterwards. It's not that hard to take a look at the scoreboard at halftime, see the score 59-0, and realize you might have this one in the bag.

"Hey coach, I know they're dyslexic and shit, but it'd probably be a good idea to press the second half anyways. I mean fuck it right, I might break a steals record or something."

Dallas Academy (AKA worst athletic school ever) has 20 students. I guess it specializes in teaching students with learning disabilities like ADD and dyslexia. Good fucking thing! They probably still think they won 100-0! Silly little ho's.

And now Covenant is my favorite high school ever. They're fucking awesome. I mean really, how bad ass do you have to be to try and drop 100 on a team of 8 special-ed chicks!?! FUUUUUCKING Bad Ass Dude!

I hope Covenant Coach Micah Grimes breaks his dick next time he's fucking his boyfriend. I wouldn't think twice about taking a baseball bat to his shin. In fact, let's start a website dedicated only to Micah Grimes, we'll call it www.assholeI'dMOSTliketorip.com. FUCKING. PRICK.

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