In a blog dedicated to the absurdity of the "news" we're blessed with on a daily basis, this is one of those rare moments in which we'll shed light on a story that deserves more press. Myron Rolle's Penis. Why AREN'T we talking about this!?!?!
Well, actually all of Myron Rolle, because this man is just better than you. Hell, he might even be better then me. Let's count the ways:
1) He plays college football at Florida State, thus he's an excellent athlete, more excellent then you.
2) He won a Rhodes Scholarship. He's smarter than you.
3) Nice Guy.
4) Great family.
5) Strong.
6) Good Looking.
7) And obviously he has a huge penis, he's black and weighs like 240.
Monday, November 24, 2008
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