Operative Word: Bear

Ok, anyone that wants" to just cuddle" with an animal that has the word "bear" in its name is an idiot: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081122/ap_on_re_as/as_china_panda_bites_student So let me get this straight, a perfectly sane man, 20 years of age jumped a 6.5 foot fence at a zoo because he thought it was a good idea to hug a bear? Why does this guy get interviewed after getting bitten on his arms and legs?

Oh hey guys look! A woodchipper. I'm gonna go jump in it real quick because I like moving parts. It's a fucking bear! A park employee was asked if the zoo would add signage to the park. That's like having to put additional signs up at a firing range stating, "Please try to not catch munitions."

Audra Ang, who wrote this article, makes the astonishingly trivial point of, "Pandas, which generally have a public image as cute, gentle creatures, are nonetheless wild animals that can be violent when provoked or startled." We really need to be told this?!

I swear to God, we humans are de-evoving.